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Loosen up with these numbers ;D...

This is hilarious......... even an Englishman could not construct>>sentences using numerics, which is exclusive only to M'sians and>>Singaporeans.
Lim Ah Lek was asked to make sentences using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 0.
Not only did he did it from 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with......

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.

But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.

The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me.

I run until I fall 6 and throw up.

So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him.

Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.

So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.

Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6.

He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.

He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down.

I don't understand,

I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

hahaha...LOL

Until next time...